It was the twelfth day before Christmas and all through the house
Only she was stirring
Cause she'd kicked her Children right out
A school day it was much to their dread
She had showered and dressed, heeled shoes to tread
The dishes were done
The kitchen floor swept
She had coupons to look through
For doodads and tools
She was thinking to her self
“What to do with that box?”
Electronics she thought with a chill
“What did I get myself into and do I need a drill!?”
She had cleaned out their closets
To make room for more crap
Her trunk was so full so off to GoodWill
To help someone out and fill their till
Through traffic she flew
Weaving and waving
Only one stop sign was run
‘cause no one was waiting
To WalMart she went
And waited and waited
As the helpers ignored her
She stood unabated
Lloyd with his big belly
His shirt barely fitting
To much time gaming
And to much time not mating
She left empty handed
At Target they will know
With their red shirts a blazing
And a StarBucks it’s just amazing
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